Boo-shebang

‘Fraid yer little sister Darla ain’t gonna git over here and report on this boom-sheebang or whatever it is on account of it’s hog season and she’s tendin’ swine like God meant for womenfolk this time of year. If all y’all wasn’t her flesh-and-blood kin I’d be liable to lay a world of pain on you for fillin’ up her pretty little head with rock ‘n’ roll this and rock ‘n’ roll that. It’s a shameful thing for a god-fearin’ Christian lady when she has a pen full of hogs to tend to back at home, I’ll tell you what. It ain’t right when she comes to bed with sinfulness on her mind and whiskey on her breath. But I’m-a let it go fer now since y’all are family. Maybe after the slaughter’s over she’ll write a post of her own. Fer now, y’all’ll have to settle for some new Flickr photos.

– Pa