Preach the blues

Boys:

I hear the good Rev’nd’s headin up your way to preach the Gospel to the heathens and homosexuals and Methodists. You can find him Friday night at this here house of worship. I hear they’re mighty free with that communion wine, particularly with the young’uns. Y’all could use some preachin — ’specially Dwight.

Pa.

P.S.: If Maylene turns up way up north there, you be sure to send her right back down to Nome so’s she can have her young’un among the folks that care about her and git back to sloppin the hogs.